Is Your Dog Jewish?
If so, your pooch is in luck: JP Licks now has a line of frozen desserts especially for lactose intolerant, halakhically observant Jewish dogs.
At last, a place to take Fido and his friends after the next Bark Mitzvah.
Hat tip to Shanna.
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Jewish dog joke punchline sampler:
“$10,000? Why didn’t you tell me your dog was Jewish?”
“You tell him – he wants to be a doctor.”
“Just think about what the odds will be on Hoshanna Rabbah?”
“I said fetch, not kvetch!”