Off the Table (in London): Onions and Strawberries
Published May, 22 2005 12:12 pm
First strawberries, and now onions. I’ve never been so glad to not live in London.
I have to say, I’m not sure where to draw the line between use of modern technology and basic knowledge of biology on the one hand, and common sense and following the spirit of the law on the other. Sure, there probably are teeny-tiny insects in our onions and on our fruit, but there are certainly even tinier things living on just about everything we put into our mouths. The halachic standard, as far as I know, is that you can’t eat those bugs that are visible to the naked eye. That’s…arbitrary. Many of these little critters are made to be hard-to-see - green bugs on green vegetables, black ones on seeded fruit, white ones inside onions - so we’re already at a disadvantage there. Obviously, different people have different levels of visual accuity, and just because your near-blind grandfather is the one checking the lettuce, that doesn’t mean you’re allowed to eat half-inch long insects. There has to be some kind of objective standard.
But…are we losing our minds here? Remember, there’s always going to be something small that you don’t see. They didn’t have lightboxes and vegetable wash two hundred years ago, and I’m pretty sure no one was pulling apart onions layer by layer and rinsing each piece off in vinegar before cooking. From the sound of it (I haven’t seen these infested onions first-hand), I’m guessing that the average person wouldn’t notice one of these bugs without first having it pointed out to her, and even then it may be tough. I won’t even approach the issue of these new issurim (prohibitions) and complicated cooking preparation methods are being put forth by rabbinical councils made up of (drumroll, please) men, when the vast majority of the people shouldering the extra work with each new edict are (wait for it) women.
(Cross-posted at Devarim.)










I’m just waiting for the declaration that animal-like bacteria aren’t kosher… what could be better than washing all of our food with Listerine before consuming?